Trump and His Taxes
Most of us, if we were billionaires (or will be soon), probably wouldn’t mind showing the world just how wealthy we are. Sure, you could buy that super yacht, a palace or two, maybe an island in the Caribbean, but easier to brag would be just let the folks back home take a gander at the last few years of tax returns. Okay, maybe it might prove embarrassing that you didn’t pay very much on millions of earnings, but that’s just you, the big boyz don’t apologize for deductions and deferments and carried over losses and all the rest of the loopholes in tax laws. After all, they didn’t pay all that money for lobbyists to end up paying what you pay. Wake up! The rich get richer, ever hear that little jingle?
But my man Trump isn’t like most billionaires. He actually prefers to brag about his money, not show you his money, and he certainly doesn’t want anyone peeking at his tax returns. You might think a savvy businessman who’s gone through more than a few bankruptcies and is still a billionaire would be amused if not outright happy to let the gawking losers check out how a winner wins. Oh sure, the trolls think maybe he isn’t as rich as he says, maybe only a one billion billionaire, not the bragging amount. Trust me, I could get over any embarrassment over exaggerating a billion or three. You probably could too.
So what makes the King of the Casinos, the Entrepreneur who can sell his naming rights for millions, what makes him want to hide those tax returns? Couldn’t be fear of an audit. After all, he claims he would show them to us soon as the current IRS audit is concluded. Meaning, if my logic isn’t haywire, he’s already being audited. Ya think?
If you ever wonder why the GOP fights to defund the IRS, I can’t think of a better example than Donald J. Trump. Hire a team of lawyers and accountants, play fast and loose with the loopholes, then count on the IRS being a little too undermanned to come checking. Maybe making these returns public might be Clue 1 that a lot was hidden, a great deal was bogus and the light of day might just be the first step in a real audit. Like the man in the movie said, Show us the Money!
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