Ditch the Constitution
Did I tell you the coming election cycle would be nothing, if not fun? Well, at least comical. I’m going to take a pass on the Herschel Walker Variety Show down there in the Peachy State. Making fun of the poor guy at this point would be tantamount to sadistic cruelty. Making fun of the Crackers who would vote for him might be fair game, but now that the Donald is back on the campaign trail, the oxygen in that room is long ago depleted.
One thing you have to give credit to the Trumpster for – or maybe Roy Cohn – is the ability, the tenacity, the mule-headedness to stick to his story. Dammit, the election was stolen from him. You remember the election, don’t you?, the last one, oh, must be a couple years ago now, a millennium in the digital age. Well, HE remembers it and he wants to remind you again and again it was STOLEN! Go ahead and show him the statistics, the lawsuits thrown out, the recounts … it doesn’t matter, don’t you GET IT, the election was, say it after me, STOLEN! And because it was STOLEN! anything to right that wrong, to correct that error, to overturn the results is permissible if not mandatory.
Even, it turns out according to the man the election was STOLEN! from, even if it means abandoning the Constitution of the United States. What good is that ancient testament if it allows the election of the President to be, yup, STOLEN! Write a new one, or better yet, let the rightful winner of that STOLEN! election make his own Constitution, a fairer one, an honest one, a revised and improved one. One that enshrines what a little less than half the national population believes is true. Magical thinking, yeah, but correct and proper magical thinking. The man is not only a genius with a very big brain, he’s a conduit for Truth, THE conduit for Truth as a matter of fact. Why do you think he calls his social media platform Truth Social? The Wizard is In! 24/7.
Me, I believe the man. I think he really does think the election was STOLEN! He can no more imagine being a Loser than he can imagine Melania leaving him for Herschel Walker. You don’t get to fire Donald J Trump, he does the firing. Didn’t you see his TV show? Bam, big successful businessman points his nubby little finger and sayonara, buddy, you’re gone, out the door, head down, beaten, deflated, a loser. Him, not Donald. Him. Every episode. Every time. Lose? No way!! NO WAY, amigo!!
Give the guy another chance, all I’m saying. No, not to be Prez again even if it was STOLEN! But give him another TV show. Call it FIRED!! Haul out a dusty Declaration of Independence and give it the old heave-ho. Bill of Rights? Time to put a match to those. You want to wake up the woke, what better way than slice and dice the Constitution and a few other old moldy antiquated documents from slave owning times. Freedom of Speech Amendment, here’s the Door! Right to bear arms? Why not legs!? Cue the trumpets, we got another exit for the entertainment of our viewing audience.
Let him host it. He’s not going away, obviously. He’s never going away. If you think that, you’re the one guilty of magical thinking….
Hits: 65
Tags: The Election Was Stolen!, Toss the Constitution!, Who Stole My Election Dude?
OK, yes it’s been two years, but maybe, just maybe the election was stolen from him? Along with three of his cat’s eye marbles and half his lunch money. But as that Biden kid should have told him by now, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Check the storage closet in the Trump Tower. Might be the Constitution is hidden there, not Mar-a-Lago. Along with millions of dollars in donations by the suckers who think he’ll use it to Stop the Steal.