Litter Boxes in Our Schools
In case you haven’t been tuning in to the midterm election debates and their talking points, you might have missed the shocking news that schools around this once great nation of ours are installing litter boxes for the kids who identify as felines. Yes, you heard right, there is an outcry from the far right, those defenders of family values, patriotism and birth gender to stop these extreme left wing radicals from turning our institutions of learning into a veritable zoo of children claiming cat status. I know, it’s hard for me to believe too, but if candidates for school boards are sounding the alarm, you know it must be true.
What’s next? you ask. Fire hydrants in every hallway for the canine identifiers? Pastures for the equine crowd? Milking stations for the bovines? Is there no end to the madness of these leftist anti-MAGA’s? I don’t know about you, but I for one think it’s time to get down to the PTA and demand that this animal transference stop! Bad enough the kids want sex changes, now they want equal status as bestial middle schoolers. By high school they would be fully devolved … and don’t get me going on evolution. Another good reason to ban those books with extreme ideas.
Historians one day will look back at these troubled times where homosexuality was condoned, where children with sex changes could use the opposite sex’s bathroom … or the same sex bathroom … or, well, you know what I mean … where abortions were given out free to any and all, and the only thing stopping this all-out assault on our Christian values, our American values, was the vigilance of the folks who understood that Hollywood and the Sodomites planned to undermine everything dear to this society. Like to keep and bear arms, just to name one fundamental right. If kids are allowed to trans-species, how will the law abiding gun owning hunters know what is fair game and what might be someone’s feral kid? Litter boxes are just the first step in the decline and fall of this once proud nation. Make em use a toilet!
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Kitty litter in schools? Sure, why not.
If they couldn’t get Animal Farm banned in the library, why not write their own version, Animal School?
After last week’s Big Blow we lost power and phone and internet for five days, basically reverting to survival skills and animal cunning. A litter box would have looked just fine. Now that power is back, I’m not sure I’ll go back to indoor plumbing. Just stay ready for the next storm….