Fudging on the Death Certificate
Don’t, whatever you do, put down on their death certificate as the cause of death, Covid. It’s just too damn embarrassing. They never believed the lies of the mainstream media, not one bit, that coronavirus was worse than the flu. Don’t put Flu down either as a cause of death. Too close to home. No, put Underlying Causes. That’s it. Underlying Causes. Their relatives will be relieved and that, after all, is what matters, no point rubbing salt into their collective wounds.
I run into folks all the time who deny the claim that over 600,000 of us red white and blue Americans died of Covid. Not true, they say. Bullshit, they say. I say what do you mean and they reply most of these victims died of, wait for it now … Underlying Causes. The Covid was just the little shove over the edge apparently, but what killed more than half a million of us was … Something Else. At this point in the conversation I usually head for the door.
Nevertheless, it’s revealing that there are places in this country where the coroner will list other causes of death rather than Covid. I suppose he could put down Stupid, but that’s nearly as embarrassing as Covid. The sad point is that after a year and a half of this pandemic, with a vaccine that would save their lives, they refuse to get an inoculation. And sadder yet is that this decision is pretty much correlated to political party affiliation. Cause of Death: Republicanism?
Thanks a lot, Fox News, for spreading the doubt among your viewers, all you commentators who got vaccinated. Cause of Death: Tucker Carlson? Or the hundreds of social media sites spreading misinformation. Cause of Death: Facebook?
I guess Underlying Causes pretty much covers all of the above. But … I would prefer to list something a little more specific, even if we avoid calling it Covid: Darwinism. Course, most of the deceased don’t believe in that either. Rest in Peace, y’all.
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I believe you are on to something here Skeeter, a business opportunity that can be pitched to the COVID deniers. Why would they chance COVID being listed as their cause of death, especially when for only, say $30,000 a month they can own the lib doctors? We set up a state of the art medical warehouse facility where they can refuse to die, hooked up to oxygen and a blood pump keeping them technically alive for an indefinite period of time. Most likely right up until they run out of money, when cause of death can then be listed as “Broke.”
No doubt you’re only slightly ahead of the GOP’s in Congress on this one. No doubt the insurance lobby will be contacting you shortly for affidavits to present in their case against ObamaScare. Freedom, after all, means nothing left to lose… At least when the money runs out.