The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Some of you gentle readers may not realize that when you open up a blogsite like this one here, you open yourself up to all manner of incoming enemy fire too. Occasionally one of you will respond on the Comment section, which is fine and dandy, but 99% of the time what Skeeter gets is SPAM. Not even ordinary spam, but some alien mangled English non syntactical version that invariably leaves him scratching his head. What is it they’re after? What kind of advertising ploy is it when the message is indecipherable?

Here’s the latest example: Aсtually whеn someοne doesn’t know after that its up to other users that they will help, so here it happens.

????????????????????????????!!!! I’m no genius, but c’mon, what is this trying to say? And what are they trying to sell? Am I supposed to click on the website to find out? It’s like running into Crazy Mary down by the library, the woman who mumbles to herself and becomes irrationally angry at a moment’s notice. You sort of learn to cross the street and avoid eye contact unless you’re looking for a morning wake-up confrontation. And most of us aren’t. You certainly aren’t going to ask her if she’d care for a cup of coffee, see what’s really bugging her. That’s why we pay mental health professionals the big bucks. Well, that’s why we used to pay mental health professionals, even if it was fairly minimal. Now we let Mary wander the streets until she hurts herself or someone else.

I guess these spammers aren’t really hurting Skeeter. Being a former English teacher, they do hurt me. I see better language skills on my made-in- China product’s assembly directions. It IS worrisome that there seem to be a lot of Crazy Mary’s out there hustling god only knows what on the internet. That, or Skeeter is a whack-magnet who hasn’t got sense enough to cross the digital highway.

I know this, it gives a fine American meat by-product a really bad name. Actually, if when someone who does know after opening this can its up to other eaters that they can chew helpfully, so yes, here it happens. Give that to the dog and see if it prefers dry.

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