The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

I suspect most of you slip into the Metaverse with an avatar that’s, well, for want of a more polite description, just this side of reality’s Goodwill fashion. Let’s assume that you’re new to the Meta, just feeling your away around the virtual possibilities, not exactly comfortable yet, sort of like the new student in the big high school your family just dropped you into when their job transferred them. Been there myself so I understand. But c’mon, it’s time to up your game. You want to hang with the geeks and the losers, fine, but if you want to play with the In Crowd, you need shoes. I’m talking NFT,non fungible token Nike sneakers, bro. I’m talking about taking a walk in style through the Metaverse.

And that’s just the first baby steps, Amigo. The Metaworld can be your oyster if you learn to navigate. It’s the wild wild west meets the raw excitement of venture capitalism. Need some digs to crash between adventures? No problema, pal, we got real estate, comfy and virtual. We’re selling properties and the market is red hot. An investment today may mean riches tomorrow if you’re courageous. The folks who think oh, land isn’t real, houses aren’t real, those Nike fashion statements on your avatar’s feet are only virtual, well, I got news for those slackards, the virtual world is most definitely real, as real as a bitcoin, brother and getting more real every nano second.

You got something you want to advertise, rent a billboard in Virtual World! You want to make some fast crypto, buy the billboard and rent it to the rest of the Metaverse. Grab up some mall properties and become the next gen’s landlord! The Meta is expanding, my friend, and you are at the threshold of dreams. This is no time to be a shrinking violet. This is not your mama’s world and you are no longer mama’s boy. Grab the virtual reins and boldly go where no corporeal man has gone before. If it sounds fantastic, BINGO!, you’re right on target. So snatch up a pair of those NFT Nikes and stride into the virtual universe. The future belongs to the brave!

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