The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Donate Now!

I know, I know, you just finished giving to our local charities, probably gave til it hurt. So to mention in these inflationary times that perhaps you should consider giving more might seem a quixotic ask. But! The big boyz, the billionaire class, the captains of industry and the tech moguls, they’re all trooping down to Mar-a-Lago to offer fiscal help to their fellow billionaire toward his coronation ceremony in January, surely not to toadie up to m’lord, but merely to offer some small monetary assistance, no doubt without the slightest smidgeon of expecting any quid pro quo from his administration. This is just good citizens engaged in high social purpose, nothing more.

It isn’t too late for the rest of us. Even if you’ve bought the sneakers or the perfume or the Fight Fight Fight t-shirts or the commemorative coins or the ballpoint pen set or the action Trump figure bobble head or the NFT trading cards or the Trump Bible or the autographed guitar or the presidential cigars or the embossed wine glasses or the MAGA gear or all of the above, you can still help. Not to curry favor, but to support the country. After all, if the rich can find it in their hard hearts to help, surely you can too.

Inaugurations cost money, friend. So do lawsuits and felony cases. We’re talking teams of folks, accountants, attorneys, pardoned criminals, hair stylists, the list is as long as the Trump merchandise and certainly as expensive. Why not dig deep in your pocket and find it in yourself to help? What you hold back from the Food Bank or the Free Health Clinic, trust me, trust him!, it will give returns far exceeding your paltry gift. That trickle down economics will be a hundred year flood. The rich aren’t going to be the only ones to get a little richer. Open your hearts and definitely open your wallets. America is on course to be great again, bet yer bottom dollar. And, if you’ve recently been convicted of a crime, this might be your get out of jail free card. Or even an appointment as an ambassador or head of a federal department. Generosity doesn’t need to be selfless….

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