The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

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Wow, just when you thought you’d gotten to know the man …. After all, you’ve been deluged for four long years by an incessant torrent of tweets that reveal ten times a day what a spoiled rich brat this guy is. He was the horrorshow punk in the Twilight Episode who would turn his family members into animals if they hurt his delicate feelings, even make them disappear forever. He was a monster, that kid, and that kid is still getting his feelings hurt in the rat-cage of the White House. He’s pissed. Nobody dares go near the room where he’s raging, not if they value their careers. They can hear the furniture being smashed and the dinners thrown against the historic wallpaper. Horrible noises all night long. Wailing and gnashing of teeth. Ranting about the Fox News betrayal, yelling at an imaginary Bill Barr.

You go in and tell him he lost the election. See how he takes the news. The only people going in that wreckage of a room are the sycophants who want him to declare martial law, confiscate suspicious voting machines, appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Biden’s boy. Toadies who tell him what he knows to be true: he won. He won by a landslide. And where are his loyal followers? McConnell and Pence, they’ve abandoned him. Half the Republicans are saying he may not be president another four years. You can hear him howling their names, vowing revenge. They’ll be sorry, the bastards. They’ll pay! This thing isn’t over yet, not by a long shot. He’ll campaign against these traitors!! He’ll ruin them! And if he has to destroy the Republican Party to do it, by god, he’ll wreak havoc on these people, these creeps. He’ll bring the temple to the ground!! He’ll pardon all his cronies. He’ll pardon his family. He’ll pardon himself, not that he has anything to be pardoned for, just so he can show them who runs this show.

Lost? LOST??? He’ll show them who lost. Donald J. Trump does not lose. Donald J. Trump is a winner!! So much winning we will get tired of it. Biden, president? Give him a break! Sleepy Joe won? Don’t make him laugh. We’ll see who gets the last laugh. If it means dragging down the entire country, that’s what it means. Nobody, and I mean nobody, tells Donald J. Trump he lost that phony election. He’s a winner, He won by a landslide. The rest is fake news. He’s been telling you that for a long time. Half of you know he’s telling the truth. The rest of you will learn the hard way.

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