The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

80% of Republicans think the investigations into Donald Tiny Trump are nothing more than a witch hunt. Ya think? C’mon people, put that little thinking cap on and try to imagine you’re on any one of the ongoing grand juries, whadja think, the boy paid Stormy for services rendered, just wanted to keep mum with Melania? Or he thought maybe 11,000 odd votes were under the voting machine there in Atlanta, just take a look, okay? Or those top secret files were moved repeatedly in Muddy Lago unbeknownst to m’lord who was too busy cheating at his golf game. Maybe you figured January 6th when he wanted the Secret Service to take him to the Capitol wasn’t part of his game plan to keep himself in office after losing the election. Really?

Go ahead and vote for the creep, fine by me. But be honest with yerselves, the guy is guilty and if two impeachments don’t budge your belief in the boy, at least don’t demean your intelligence by crying Wolf and witch hunt. It’s okay if you want to vote for a felon, nothing says you can’t. And nothing says he can’t run for President again. Just admit you like the man and you don’t give a damn what he’s done that’s illegal or immoral or just plain Wrong. Forgive him his sins, if you happen to be a religious sort.

Yesterday the grand jury in New York handed down the first of probably a few indictments. You think George Soros bought off the District Attorney so the guy would bring charges against the Prez-in-Exile? Then listen to Lindsay Graham who suggested you send money to help the poor billionaire with his attorney bills, why don’tcha? And plenty of you will. The GOP is in full howl that this is a travesty of justice. Go ahead and beat your fists too. Attack the courts, the justice departments, the media, Hollywood, Disney, the college elite, all those crooked anti-American institutions for insinuating that no one is above the law, not even the crook you love.

But don’t tell yourself this is the new Robin Hood, the Jesse James of the 21st Century, the Stormy and Clyde folk tale. This is Al Capone, a gangster who got rich off you and still wants more. Send money. You can use a year’s supply of snake oil.

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