The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Well, six months and a few audits later, the votes in Arizona’s most populous county were counted again, third time, this last by Republican yahoos and backers who were absolutely certain they’d find the fraud that gave Sleepy Joe the election. Not only didn’t they find evidence for that, they actually found more votes for Joe and a few less for the man who told us days before the results were released, this would show absolutely that he won Arizona.

Some folks would be humiliated by this and most folks would be embarrassed. But not the True Believers. Now they’re telling us the forensic audit was run by amateurs and hacks and they would need to get some auditors who were professional vote counters and voting machine analysts. Then we’d get the proof they know is out there, that their man won fair and square. Fourth time is a charm in their playbook.

Trump and his minions hired Cyber Ninja to get to the bottom of this fraudulent election, an outfit with no experience in the voting game, whose CEO announced prior to the investigation that the election was definitely rigged. God only knows he tried. So what if the team of investigators never realized, in their final report, that there actually was a paper trail when they suggested Arizona create one to prevent future irregularities, what we out here in the mail-in state of Washington would call Egg on Yer Face.

Course now we have other states, from Wisconsin to Texas, scrambling to help find those missing votes for the President-in-Exile. What we here on the South End call Slow Learners. You can lead a horse to water, but you sure can’t make him think….

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