The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

The National Rifle Association, just after the latest mass killing of school children, suggested, without embarrassment, that what was needed wasn’t less guns but actually more guns.  If only the teachers had been armed, this tragedy might have been averted.  I know we live in a logic free world now so this kind of thinking shouldn’t really come as a surprise to all of us.

I would like to propose to the NRA and to the GOP that we just couldn’t agree more.  Actually, I would like to propose that we do agree more.  In fact, we have a modest proposal to make, which is this:  give a gun to every citizen regardless of age, religion or sex.  More guns equal less violence, right?  Well then, let’s put our money where our ammo is, a gun for everyone.  You can pick it.  Deer rifle, .22, 44 magnum handgun, AK-47 assault rifle, a bazooka even.  Okay, maybe not a bazooka.  But anything that can shoot a bullet, a dum-dum, a shotgun slug, you name it, it’s on its way complements of the government.

If an armed teacher could have saved those kids, think what a fully armed classroom of children with guns could have done.  Chopped the shooter up like a vegetable grater, that’s what!!  So call your congressman, call your NRA lobbyist, call the lady with the alligator purse, let’s get this done.  Making America Great Again won’t get accomplished with wishy-washy measures.  Arm America!  But … watch out for the crossfire!

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