Piranha Brothers
Posted in rantings and ravings on February 9th, 2022 by skeeter[ a paid advertisement]
So you been thinking of remodeling the palace? Maybe add indoor plumbing or a parlor off the rec room? Maybe the mizzus wants that extra room for her special doll collection. Or you just need a den big enough for hibernating in with that drive-in theater size plasma TV and its 24 speakers you bought down at Costco, one too many drinks that afternoon, but they didn’t sell you the showroom, now did they? And that Buick-sized entertainment center looks mighty cramped on top of the dining room table. Or maybe you’re just tired of watching tarpaper peeling year after year.
You got yourself some nest-building ideas, though. Taj Mahal notions on a homesteader budget. That’s why you need us. We’re the Piranha Brothers, 25 years remodeling experience here on the South End, we’re your Fixit Franchise, your Handyman Helper, your Blacktop of Dreams Machine.
We’ll bypass that cumbersome government permit process down at the county and move efficiently and swiftly to expedite your remodeling wishlist. Most contractors sub out all their labor, but our experienced crew of Rufus and Jim Bob stay with the job from tarpaper to wallpaper. They bring that personal touch to every jobsite. And if you’re not satisfied – they’re not satisfied. Cause we won’t pay em!! Ha ha – just joshing, folks. Satisfaction is guaranteed. That’s been our motto for the last quarter century.
Believe you me, we stand behind our work. Not like some of these off-island fly-by-nighters whose warranty expires when you see their taillights leaving the driveway. That new roof leaks, Jim Bob’s gonna find and fix it, free of charge the first three rainstorms. I don’t care if he misses the entire 2nd half of the football game.
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