The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Give the boy credit. He says the tweet is the mark of a Modern President and noblesse oblige, well, it’s had its day. Today I watched a video of the President at the World Wrassling Federation taking down a man whose face was photoshopped to be CNN. This is what modern presidents do, they use their time to make violent videos as revenge on their media critics. You didn’t know that?

Well, his critics know that. The man is a TakeDown, SmackDown, KnockDown all around winner. If he can put a hammerlock on CNN’s logo, he can stick ISIS on there next. And don’t think for one New York minute those radical Islamists don’t know that too!!! A modern president doesn’t win wars with diplomacy, he wins em with photoshop tweets. You didn’t know that?

Now you do. The most powerful man on earth with the most powerful tools in his arsenal, the tweet and the twitter. His hand isn’t on the nuclear button, it’s on his cellphone. And the world trembles!! Who will he strike next? What faux media will he attack this morning? What policy will he smite before lunch, the one he campaigned for? Or the one his party was attempting to pass in the legislature?

You don’t know, do you? And THAT is the secret to his strength. We don’t know where he will lash out next. At who or for what or why. All we know, all we need to know, is he will tweet it. Be nervous, be alert, be afraid.

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