south end greenworks — giving you back your daze
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SOUTH END GREENWORKS Are you one of the countless thousands living with the unnecessary stress of no job prospects, high debt and a limited cable TV plan? Does the future look so bleak you leave the shades drawn during the daytime? Now, thanks to breakthroughs in agri-technology, South End Greenworks is offering a blend of St. John’s Wort, nature’s own Prozac, and Happy Daze, a hydroponically grown strain of Maui Wowee. Medical marijuana isn’t just for nausea at South End Greenworks. Our research team at the Elger Bay Academy of Advanced Agrinomics tests and retests every blend of indica and sativa to insure quality control and maximum benefits. Bad marriage hampering your creative output? Try our Marital Blitz, a high THC bud powerful enough to block most outside stimuli. Need a little pick me up for that late night party? South End Greenworks has a nettle indica blend that is guaranteed to keep you alert for hours. Have long days with boring fellow workers? You need our SpeedZone, a genetic breakthrough of Panama Red clones with ephedrine derivatives that make even your in-laws seem interesting for hours at a puff. Whatever your needs South End Greenworks has a solution. We offer the finest in certified palliatives, organic panaceas and South End sinsemilla. Our consulting physician, Dr. Hans Fiehlgud, can provide you with all the necessary paperwork to satisfy all state requirements for psychosomatic disabilities. No appointment is necessary. We’re open 7 days a week, 9-5 for your shopping convenience. Our selection is unparalleled and our friendly staff has sampled every strain, usually that very day. Our motto is No Stone Unturned and we’re conveniently located just south of Tyee Store. Look for the green neon. South End Greenworks — giving you back your daze!
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