#HimToo
Well, maybe you’re like a lot of folks, feeling sorry for the accused in sexual harassment cases, upset at the screaming banshee women who point their polished glued-on nails at poor defenseless men. Would-be rapists deserve some sympathy too, I’m sure most of us would agree. Us poor men, misunderstood and falsely accused! And while we’re at it, maybe we should take those lying women and charge them with felony slander. Or better yet, take them out and stone them. That should quiet things down PDQ! I hate to take a page from the Taliban playbook, but hey, they stone women who are defiled and maybe now you can understand why. See, we’re not anti-Muslim, that’s just more hysterical snowflake bullshit.
And while we’re at hashtag affiliations, why not #WhiteMen, #AmericanRacists, #MeBullyToo, #PoliceKillers, #MeRussianHackers, #TalibanTerrorists?? These folks have been the innocent targets of the liberal left mob for far too long. Don’t they know who won the damn election? Don’t they get it that they’re in the wilderness now and we men, we white men, are in charge? Wake up and smell the testosterone!
Meanwhile, let’s get Bill Cosby back on the comedy circuit. We could use a few belly laughs in these dark and polarized times. Date rape jokes by Fat Albert, maybe give him a new TV series,after all, he’s America’s Dad. And for godsake, let’s let Weinstein get back to making movies. Haven’t we got bigger fish to fry in this country than victimizing the accused? I think you and I both know we do. And no, I’m not talking about Russian collusion or fraudulent tax returns. I’m talking about draining that swamp in D.C.. Time to investigate Hillary again for Benghazi crimes!!
The time has come for us white males to fight back! If we let every pissed off woman who spurned our advances label us as rapists and attackers, hellfire, there wouldn’t be anyone left to date. Except ugly bitches. And yeah, we need to stop political correctness too, boys. If they’re ugly, what are we supposed to do, put em on the cover of Vanity Fair and Vogue? Next thing you know they’ll want income parity. And OUR jobs. Yup, we need to stop this thing in its tracks before it gets even crazier. We need to rally for our cause. We need #Him Too!!!
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Thank you Skeeter for painting a bullseye on the unconscionable inequity faced by wealthy white men over the past few years, especially when compared to the freedoms wealthy white men enjoyed prior to this degrading #MeToo movement. If Men of The 1% don’t have a target on their backs these days, who does? And as you pointed out, in the good-old-boy days, there was even equal opportunity for the occasional black man. Sure, people will grumble about recent decades long abuse by Bill Cosby, drugging, molestation, etc, etc, but who remembers how he kept America safe from Communism in the 1960’s as a man of international intrigue on the NBC television program “I Spy?” If not for his efforts every Wednesday night over several years at the height of the Cold War, we might now all be minions of a modern day, all powerful USSR. He alerted the average American family to the dangers lurking in our world, which in turn encouraged our parents to support the military industrial complex with endless middle class only tax increases.
Men like Cosby and Weinstein, even Trump, when they amass power and wealth there’s only so much they can do with their booty, there are only so many hours in a day. If some of it can’t be used in the abuse of other human beings, especially women, what’s the point? Should they donate their time and money to charity? Help the downtrodden? Pay off bets they made in which they found it absolutely necessary to denigrate Pocahontas, so she becomes a rich white man’s two-fer, contempt for both a woman and a minority in a single taunt, while stating the conditions and terms of a unilateral bet witnessed by 10,000 people, ready made for a later denial, just in case a day goes by when he hadn’t already filled his quota for forked tongue falsehoods ?
Where would we be, as a nation, if it was self evident that rich men could hold themselves to a slightly higher standard for themselves, even without women pointing out that one man’s higher standard is the bare minimum for most members of the human race?
It is a sad day for men in this politically correct country. Thank God for people like Pence and the evangelicals who can cite chapter and verse, not only showing us how far astray we’ve been led, but also the way back to the religious underpinnings for the fundamental notion that men were created in God’s image and women were taken from Adam’s rib. I know, it sounds so plausible, it must be true. Plus, it’s written in the Bible. We boyz have dominion over the beasts. And, of course, women. Allah Akbar. Proud Boys all!
Does the cognitive dissonance never catch up to them? These men, these evangelicals, who themselves are often raising daughters???
I know, stupid to even wonder.
My favorite was the guy at a local watering hole, next table, who asked first what I thought about oil drilling in the Arctic, then what I thought about building nuclear power plants and finally how I felt about these attacks on us white males. I guess he figured, judging by my looks, he’d get a fight eventually. I told him Drill Baby Drill, putting a power plant in HIS backyard was okay with me, but this movement against us white males made me laugh out loud. I said we’re done here, right? If you think white males are oppressed, I can’t help you and anyway I make it a policy not to argue with idiots. Especially in a bar. Course, now the idiots are running the country….