The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Hits: 1757

Give the boy credit. He says the tweet is the mark of a Modern President and noblesse oblige, well, it’s had its day. Today I watched a video of the President at the World Wrassling Federation taking down a man whose face was photoshopped to be CNN. This is what modern presidents do, they use their time to make violent videos as revenge on their media critics. You didn’t know that?

Well, his critics know that. The man is a TakeDown, SmackDown, KnockDown all around winner. If he can put a hammerlock on CNN’s logo, he can stick ISIS on there next. And don’t think for one New York minute those radical Islamists don’t know that too!!! A modern president doesn’t win wars with diplomacy, he wins em with photoshop tweets. You didn’t know that?

Now you do. The most powerful man on earth with the most powerful tools in his arsenal, the tweet and the twitter. His hand isn’t on the nuclear button, it’s on his cellphone. And the world trembles!! Who will he strike next? What faux media will he attack this morning? What policy will he smite before lunch, the one he campaigned for? Or the one his party was attempting to pass in the legislature?

You don’t know, do you? And THAT is the secret to his strength. We don’t know where he will lash out next. At who or for what or why. All we know, all we need to know, is he will tweet it. Be nervous, be alert, be afraid.

Hits: 54

Hits: 57

Melania, Melania, Melania!!! I thought, as did so many of us, you’d undertaken the fight against cyber-bullying out of some profound and personal embarrassment for your husband’s egregious behavior. He has called women Dog Face, he’s made reference to bleeding from you-know-where, he’s acted the Pig. Grab em by the pussy, he’s said, publicly, and they’ll do what you want. We felt awful for you, Melania. We felt what we thought was your pain….

Recently he called the MSNBC commentator low IQ and his cohort a woman who bleeds from her facelift. You defended him, saying he was only hitting back. ‘Stand by your man, Melania, tell the world that you love him …’ But don’t go on asking us to believe as First Lady you’d be a good spokeswoman for an anti-cyber bullying crusade. It’s like Molly Hatchet lobbying against the ax manufacturers. C’mon, lady, you’ve made yourself a national joke. You’re the Bill Cosby look-alike who was planning to run ‘town meetings’ to advise us poor men on the risk of being falsely accused of sexual assault even though he admitted he drugged those women and then had ‘consensual’ sex with them.

I know folks were stupid enough to vote for your husband. They’re still in denial … but not for long. We didn’t vote for Bill Cosby and we didn’t vote for you. Be a dear now and quit defending the indefensible. At the very least, find yourself another cause. Maybe something like Assistance for the Fashionably Impoverished. Thanks, Melania, for hearing me out.

Hits: 252